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NOT THE OWL AND THE PUSSY-CAT

by kendrive @ 2008-07-02 - 07:00:05

Staying in the "L's" of Victorian poets, I have arrived at Edward Lear.

Rather than me write about him, let him speak for himself.

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HOW PLEASANT TO KNOW MR LEAR

How pleasant to know Mr. Lear,
Who has written such volumes of stuff.
Some think him ill-tempered and queer,
But a few find him pleasant enough.

His mind is concrete and fastidious,
His nose is remarkably big;
His visage is more or less hideous,
His beard it resembles a wig.

He has ears, and two eyes, and ten fingers,
(Leastways if you reckon two thumbs);
He used to be one of the singers,
But now he is one of the dumbs.

He sits in a beautiful parlour,
With hundreds of books on the wall;
He drinks a great deal of marsala,
But never gets tipsy at all.

He has many friends, laymen and clerical,
Old Foss is the name of his cat;
His body is perfectly spherical,
He weareth a runcible hat.

When he walks in waterproof white,
The children run after him so!
Calling out, "He's gone out in his night-
Gown, that crazy old Englishman, oh!"

He weeps by the side of the ocean,
He weeps on the top of the hill;
He purchases pancakes and lotion,
And chocolate shrimps from the mill.

He reads, but he does not speak, Spanish,
He cannot abide ginger beer;
Ere the days of his pilgrimage vanish,
How pleasant to know Mr. Lear!


I can't leave without giving you these extracts from "The Courtship of the Yonghy-Bonghy-Bo" which is typical of Lear's nonsense-verse.

"On the Coast of Coromandel
Where the early pumpkins blow,
In the middle of the woods
Lived the Yonghy-Bonghy-Bo.
Two old chairs, and half a candle,—
One old jug without a handle,—
These were all his worldly goods:
In the middle of the woods . . .

Through the silent-roaring ocean
Did the Turtle swiftly go;
Holding fast upon his shell
Rode the Yonghy-Bonghy-Bo,
With a sad primaeval motion
Towards the sunset isles of Boshen
Still the Turtle bore him well,
Holding fast upon his shell.
"Lady Jingly Jones, farewell!"
Sang the Yonghy-Bonghy-Bo,
Sang the Yonghy-Bonghy-Bo.

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alan [Visitor]

02/07/08 @ 09:17

Very entertaining and amusing.

jollyweezjollyweez [Member]
02/07/08 @ 16:49

Thank you Colin! That was lots of fun this morning:

"They went to sea in a sieve, they did;
In a sieve they went to sea:" Lear had a peculiar mind. Perhaps he took a similar quaff/smoke?? as Lewis Carroll:
Jabberwocky and "You are old Father William." I liked what Father William said to the boy!

I don't think Mr. Lear's nose is all that big? It suits his face. Tell him that for me, Colin. jollyweez

kendrivekendrive pro
02/07/08 @ 18:08

I am not over-fond of Mr Lear, but even I found the above verses enjoyable.

I will pass on your remarks when I meet him on that tea-tray in the sky (Lewis Carroll)

But I hope that will be a long way off!

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