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MORE SAYINGS OF THE MASTER

by kendrive @ 2006-08-31 - 07:21:52

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“I love criticism - just so long as it's unqualified praise.”

“I've over-educated myself in all the things I shouldn't have known at all”

“Never trust a man with short legs. His brains are too near his bottom”

“Put somebody you love in the audience in your mind and work for them,”

"Extraordinary how potent cheap music is."

“Time has convinced me of one thing: Television is for appearing on - not for looking at”

"Trust your instincts. If you have no instincts, trust your impulses."

“Certain women should be struck regularly, like gongs”

"I am not a heavy drinker. I can sometimes go for hours without touching a drop."

"I have a memory like an elephant. In fact, elephants often consult me."

"I have always paid income tax. I object only when it reaches a stage when I am threatened with having nothing left for my old age - which is due to start next Tuesday or Wednesday."

"I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

"If you must have motivation, think of your paycheck on Friday."

"It is discouraging how many people are shocked by honesty and how few by deceit."

"It was not Cafe Society, it was Nescafe Society."

"My body has certainly wandered a good deal, but I have an uneasy suspicion that my mind has not wandered enough."

"People are wrong when they say opera is not what it used to be. It is what it used to be. That is what's wrong with it."

"Success took me to her bosom like a maternal boa constrictor."

"The higher the building the lower the morals."

There's always something fishy about the French."

"Wit ought to be a glorious treat like caviar; never spread it about like marmalade."

"Work is much more fun than fun."

And finally:

“My importance to the world is relatively small. On the other hand, my importance to myself is tremendous. I am all I have to work with, to play with, to suffer and to enjoy. It is not the eyes of others that I am wary of, but of my own. I do not intend to let myself down more than I can possibly help, and I find that the fewer illusions I have about myself or the world around me, the better company I am for myself.”

"A WARM HAND ON YOUR OPENING"

by kendrive @ 2006-08-30 - 06:26:10

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SOME OF THE SAYINGS OF NOEL COWARD

"I can't sing, but I know how to, which is quite different."

"I should love to perform "There Are Fairies in the Bottom of My Garden" (Beatrice Lillie's signature song), but I don't dare. It might come out "There Are Fairies in the Garden of My Bottom."

"Work hard, do the best you can, don't ever lose faith in yourself and take no notice of what other people say about you."

"I'm an enormously talented man, and there's no use pretending that I'm not.."

When the opening night of the London musical Gone With the Wind was marred by an obnoxious young actress and a horse that relieved itself onstage, Coward was in the audience: "If they'd stuffed the child's head up the horse's arse, they would have solved two problems at once."

On lunching with Queen Elizabeth II:

"It was all very merry and agreeable, but there is always, for me, a tiny pall of "best behaviour" overlaying the proceedings. I am not complaining about this, I think it is right and proper, but I am constantly aware of it. It isn't that I have a basic urge to tell disgusting jokes and say "f**k" every five minutes, but I'm conscious of a faint resentment that I couldn't if I wanted to."

On drama critics:

"I have always been very fond of them . . . I think it is so frightfully clever of them to go night after night to the theatre and know so little about it."

On conceit:

"Conceit is an outward manifestation of inferiority."

Finally, here is what a few people have written about him:

"We're talking about a style that became a way of being for a lot of people. English cultural history between the world wars is, in some extremely large part, Noël Coward. He put himself into the narrative the English tell themselves about their struggles, their suffering, their triumphs. In the first half of this century he wrote the songs that homogenized, as it were, English public sentiment; he wrote the great historical pageant of the time (Cavalcade) and the era's great romantic story (the film Brief Encounter, 1945)."

(John Lahr)

The most brilliant contribution England ever made to American show business."

(Eddie Cantor)

"Theatrically speaking, it was Coward who took sophistication out of the refrigerator and put it on the hob . . . Even the youngest of us will know, in fifty years' time, precisely what is meant by 'a very Noel Coward sort of person.'"

(Kenneth Tynan)

"The wit and wisdom of Noel Coward's lyrics will be as lively and contemporary in 100 years' time as they are today."

(Tim Rice)

And my title today?

Coward's opening night telegram to old friend Gertrude Lawrence:

"A warm hand on your opening"

THE MASTER'S VOICE

by kendrive @ 2006-08-29 - 06:29:15

Here, for the first time on these pages, are words by "The Master", Noel Coward.

It is perhaps his most famous song - about British Colonialism and foolish Englishmen.

And, if you click on the player below, you will hear him reciting part of it.

They don't do it like that anymore!

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In tropical climes there are certain times of day
When all the citizens retire to tear their clothes off and perspire.
It's one of the rules that the greatest fools obey,
Because the sun is much too sultry
And one must avoid its ultry-violet ray.
The natives grieve when the white men leave their huts,
Because they're obviously, definitely nuts!

Mad dogs and Englishmen go out in the midday sun,
The Japanese don´t care to, the Chinese wouldn´t dare to,
Hindus and Argentines sleep firmly from twelve to one
But Englishmen detest-a siesta.
In the Philippines they have lovely screens to protect you from the glare.
In the Malay States, there are hats like plates which the Britishers won't wear.
At twelve noon the natives swoon and no further work is done,
But mad dogs and Englishmen go out in the midday sun.

It's such a surprise for the Eastern eyes to see,
that though the English are effete, they're quite impervious to heat,
When the white man rides every native hides in glee,
Because the simple creatures hope he will impale his solar topee on a tree.
It seems such a shame when the English claim the earth,
They give rise to such hilarity and mirth.
Ha ha ha ha hoo hoo hoo hoo hee hee hee hee ......

Mad dogs and Englishmen go out in the midday sun.
The toughest Burmese bandit can never understand it.
In Rangoon the heat of noon is just what the natives shun,
They put their Scotch or Rye down, and lie down.
In a jungle town where the sun beats down to the rage of man and beast
The English garb of the English sahib merely gets a bit more creased.
In Bangkok at twelve o'clock they foam at the mouth and run,
But mad dogs and Englishmen go out in the midday sun.

Mad dogs and Englishmen go out in the midday sun.
The smallest Malay rabbit deplores this foolish habit.
In Hong Kong they strike a gong and fire off a noonday gun,
To reprimand each inmate who's in late.
In the mangrove swamps where the python romps
there is peace from twelve till two.
Even caribous lie around and snooze, for there's nothing else to do.
In Bengal to move at all is seldom ever done,
But mad dogs and Englishmen go out in the midday sun.

Listen carefully, Noel Coward sings "Mad dogs OF Englishmen" - not "and".

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Tomorrow - "Out of his mouth" (Some of his witticisms)

THE GRIM REAPER

by kendrive @ 2006-08-28 - 04:44:34

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Following my posting yesterday of "The Queen Is Dying" (which I amended later in the day), I thought you might like to read the original English translation from the German, which I worked from.

Here it is:

HALLS GREW DARKER

Halls grew darker and somehow faded.
Grates of windows drowned in black.
Every knight, every beautiful lady
Knew the tiding: "The Queen's deadly sick."

And the king, very silent and frowned,
Passed the doors, lost of pages and slaves…
Every word, that by chance cast around,
Proved the truth of the closing grave.

By the doors of the silent abode
I was crying, while pressing the brace…
At the end of the passage remote
Someone echoed me, hiding his face.

By the doors of the Beautiful Lady
I was sobbing, attired in blue…
And the stranger of ashen face sadly
Echoed me all my sufferings through.

Alexander Blok

(Translated from Russian by Yevgeny Bonver, January 1996)

Tell me which you prefer

THE QUEEN IS DYING

by kendrive @ 2006-08-27 - 09:15:12

Earlier today I came across a Russian writer, Aleksandr Aleksandrovich Blok (1880-1921).

Now I don't know Russian, so I was reading English translations of his work.

I was struck by one of his poems, written in 1901, titled "Halls Grew Darker".

However, I wasn't 100% happy with the translation, so here is my simpler version.

I hope it conveys something of the thought behind the poem.

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In the palace, all is gloomy
Shaded rooms, and courtiers crying.
Every knight and every peasant
Knows the worst -"The Queen is dying".

And the King, so sad and lonely,
Paces hallways, strangely quiet
Every corner whispering darkly
'Death's cold call will come tonight'

Down the passage, at the doorway
Of his Lady, dressed in blue,
In between his tears, he sees there
Someone else who's waiting too.

SEA FEVER

by kendrive @ 2006-08-26 - 05:53:20

Today a familiar poem, probably one you learnt at school, but have not read for a long time.

It is by John Masefield (born 1878), who was Poet Laureate from 1930 until his death in 19667 and it is taken from his first anthology of collected works "Saltwater Ballads".

He spent much of his early life at sea, where he found that he had plenty of time for reading and writing.

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I must go down to the seas again, to the lonely sea and the sky,
And all I ask is a tall ship and a star to steer her by,
And the wheel's kick and the wind's song and the white sail's shaking,
And a grey mist on the sea's face, and a grey dawn breaking.

I must down to the seas again, for the call of the running tide
Is a wild call and a clear call that may not be denied;
And all I ask is a windy day with the white clouds flying,
And the flung spray and the blown spume, and the sea-gulls crying.

I must down to the seas again, to the vagrant gypsy life,
To the gull's way and the whale's way where the wind's like a whetted knife;
And all I ask is a merry yarn from a laughing fellow-rover
And quiet sleep and a sweet dream when the long trick's over.

John Masefield

MORE LESSER-KNOWN KEATS

by kendrive @ 2006-08-25 - 07:27:40

A rather strange one this. I don't really know what to make of it.

Is it good verse, or not?

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THE POET

(A Fragment)

WHERE'S the Poet? show him! show him,
Muses nine! that I may know him!
'Tis the man who with a man
Is an equal, be he King,
Or poorest of the beggar-clan,
Or any other wondrous thing
A man may be 'twixt ape and Plato;
'Tis the man who with a bird,
Wren or Eagle, finds his way to
All its instincts; he hath heard
The Lion's roaring, and can tell
What his horny throat expresseth,
And to him the Tiger's yell
Comes articulate and presseth
On his ear like mother-tongue.

John Keats

Yes, it IS Keats

by kendrive @ 2006-08-24 - 07:17:07

If I mention the name of John Keats, you will probably think of his well-known poems - such as `The Eve of St Agnes', 'La Belle Dame Sans Merci', `Ode to a Nightingale' and `To Autumn'.

However, he did write in lighter vein and I have just come across this, which I have never read before:

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WHERE BE YE GOING, YOU DEVON MAID?

Where be ye going, you Devon maid?
And what have ye there i' the basket?
Ye tight little fairy, just fresh from the dairy,
Will ye give me some cream if I ask it?

I love your meads, and I love your flowers,
And I love your junkets mainly,
But 'hind the door, I love kissing more,
O look not so disdainly!

I love your hills, and I love your dales,
And I love your flocks a-bleating;
But O, on the heather to lie together,
With both our hearts a-beating!

I'll put your basket all safe in a nook,
Your shawl I'll hang up on this willow,
And we will sigh in the daisy's eye,
And kiss on a grass-green pillow.

John Keats

THE STORK

by kendrive @ 2006-08-23 - 07:41:58

Recently the poems posted here have been a little serious, so here is something more light-hearted - from Shel Silverstein.

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You know the stork brings babies,

But did you also know

He comes and gets the older folks

When it's their time to go?

Zooms right down and scoops them up,

Then flaps back out the door
And flies them to the factory where
They all were made before.

And there their skin is tightened up,

Their muscles all are toned,

Their wrinkles all are ironed out,

They're given brand-new bones.

Ol' bent backs are straightened up,

New teeth are added too,
Tired hearts are all repaired
And made to work like new.

Their memories are all removed

And they're shrunk down, and then

The stork flies them back down to earth

As newborn babes again.

Shel Silverstein

ELIZABETH BISHOP

by kendrive @ 2006-08-22 - 11:01:40

Elizabeth Bishop was born in Worcester, Massachuesetts in 1911 and is considered to be one of the finest 20th century poets to have written in English.

She had rather a sad life. Her father died when she was eight months old and, in the wake of that event, her mother descended into mental illness and was institutionalized in 1916, when Elizabeth was five.

She was taken to live with her grandmother in Nova Scotia and, although her mother lived until 1934, she saw her for the last time in 1916.

Elizabeth planned to enter Cornell Medical School after graduating, but in New York she met the poet Marianne Moore, twenty-four years her senior, and a friendship quickly flourished. Marianne persuaded her to become a writer and she wrote her first mature poems, including "The Map" and "The Man-Moth."

Her earliest work was influenced by George Herbert, Gerard Manley Hopkins and, of course, Marianne Moore. The friendship between the two women, memorialized by an extensive correspondence, endured until Moore's death in 1972.

From 1935 Elizabeth lived intermittently in Europe before purchasing a house in Key West, Florida. After being rejected by several New York publishers, the first of her four volumes of poetry, "North and South", was finally published in 1946.

For the next fifteen years, she was a virtual nomad, travelling in Canada, Europe, and North and South America.

In 1951 she decided to see the Amazon but, before she could leave for the dreamed-of voyage, she ate a cashew fruit to which she had a violent allergic reaction that kept her bedridden. As Bishop recovered her health, she fell in love, both with Lota de Macedo Soares, her friend and nurse, and with the landscape and culture of Brazil, which became the setting for many of her poems.

Her lesbian relationship with Lota de Macedo Soares gave her life stability and love, and they established residences in Rio de Janeiro and nearby Petrópolis. She wrote that she was "extremely happy for the first time in my life".

However, it was not to last. Throughout the mid-1960s, life in Brazil grew difficult. Lota de Macedo Soares, involved in the politics of Rio, had taken charge of a public parks project that absorbed her time and attention. As the political situation worsened, Bishop felt more uncomfortable in her Brazilian home and in 1966 she returned to the United States and spent two semesters as poet in residence at the University of Washington. She went back to Rio in the hope of reestablishing her life there.

Both Bishop and Soares suffered physical and psychological distress and were hospitalized in Brazil. When Bishop grew stronger, she left for New York with the expectation that Soares, as soon as she was well enough, would join her. Soares arrived in New York on the afternoon of 19 September 1967 and later that evening took an overdose of tranquilizers and died at age fifty-seven.

This loss proved terribly difficult for Bishop personally, although she continued to write and publish. In 1969 she published "Complete Poems", a volume that included all of her previously published poems and several new pieces. This book won the National Book Award for 1970. When the ceremony took place, Bishop was once again trying to reestablish a Brazilian life. However, the politics, along with Bishop's inability to negotiate the culture without Soares's help, finally convinced her that a Brazilian life was impossible.

In 1970 she returned to the United States to teach at Harvard. There she met the woman who became a source of strength and love for the rest of her life, Alice Methfessel.

Elizabeth Bishop died in 1979 at Lewis Wharf, Boston, Massachusetts. She was buried at Hope Cemetery in Worcester.

Currently her poetry continues to gain recognition and, although balanced by wit and humour, she speaks eloquently of pain and loss.

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LOVE LIES SLEEPING

Earliest morning, switching all the tracks
that cross the sky from cinder star to star,
coupling the ends of streets
to trains of light.

now draw us into daylight in our beds;
and clear away what presses on the brain:
put out the neon shapes
that float and swell and glare

down the gray avenue between the eyes
in pinks and yellows, letters and twitching signs.
Hang-over moons, wane, wane!
From the window I see

an immense city, carefully revealed,
made delicate by over-workmanship,
detail upon detail,
cornice upon facade,

reaching up so languidly up into
a weak white sky, it seems to waver there.
(Where it has slowly grown
in skies of water-glass

from fused beads of iron and copper crystals,
the little chemical "garden" in a jar
trembles and stands again,
pale blue, blue-green, and brick.)

The sparrows hurriedly begin their play.
Then, in the West, "Boom!" and a cloud of smoke.
"Boom!" and the exploding ball
of blossom blooms again.

(And all the employees who work in a plants
where such a sound says "Danger," or once said "Death,"
turn in their sleep and feel
the short hairs bristling

on backs of necks.) The cloud of smoke moves off.
A shirt is taken off a threadlike clothes-line.
Along the street below
the water-wagon comes

throwing its hissing, snowy fan across
peelings and newspapers. The water dries
light-dry, dark-wet, the pattern
of the cool watermelon.

I hear the day-springs of the morning strike
from stony walls and halls and iron beds,
scattered or grouped cascades,
alarms for the expected:

queer cupids of all persons getting up,
whose evening meal they will prepare all day,
you will dine well
on his heart, on his, and his,

so send them about your business affectionately,
dragging in the streets their unique loves.
Scourge them with roses only,
be light as helium,

for always to one, or several, morning comes
whose head has fallen over the edge of his bed,
whose face is turned
so that the image of

the city grows down into his open eyes
inverted and distorted. No. I mean
distorted and revealed,
if he sees it at all.

Elizabeth Bishop

MUSIC

by kendrive @ 2006-08-21 - 07:14:23

"Musick has Charms to sooth a savage Breast" (Congreve)

Yes, it is true - at times of stress music can have a very therapeutic effect.

The following poem by the American poet Elizabeth Bishop (1911-1979) describes its healing powers.

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I AM IN NEED OF MUSIC

I am in need of music that would flow
Over my fretful, feeling fingertips,
Over my bitter-tainted, trembling lips,
With melody, deep, clear, and liquid-slow.
Oh, for the healing swaying, old and low,
Of some song sung to rest the tired dead,
A song to fall like water on my head,
And over quivering limbs, dream flushed to glow!

There is a magic made by melody:
A spell of rest, and quiet breath, and cool
Heart, that sinks through fading colors deep
To the subaqueous stillness of the sea,
And floats forever in a moon-green pool,
Held in the arms of rhythm and of sleep.

Tomorrow I will tell you a little about the life of Elizabeth Bishop and also post another of her poems.

MORE CLARE

by kendrive @ 2006-08-20 - 06:43:43

After yesterday's poem "I Am", I thought you might like more of John Clare the "Northampton Peasant Poet".*

His rustic poems are simple and delightful, but he also had a more complicated and metaphysical side to his nature, which is illustrated here by this sonnet, which expresses his disatisfaction with life and hope for something better.

He was at times somewhat depressive!

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THE INSTINCT OF HOPE

Is there another world for this frail dust
To warm with life and be itself again?
Something about me daily speaks there must,
And why should instinct nourish hopes in vain?
'Tis nature's prophesy that such will be,
And everything seems struggling to explain
The close sealed volume of its mystery.
Time wandering onward keeps its usual pace
As seeming anxious of eternity,
To meet that calm and find a resting place.
E'en the small violet feels a future power
And waits each year renewing blooms to bring,
And surely man is no inferior flower
To die unworthy of a second spring?

* John Clare never learned proper spelling or grammar, signing letters to the editor as "A Northamptonshire Pheasant." !

JOHN CLARE

by kendrive @ 2006-08-19 - 07:45:20

I have decided to take a break from Royalty and here is what is perhaps the best-known poem of John Clare (1793-1864).

He was the son of a farm labourer and in his time he was commonly known as "the Northamptonshire Peasant Poet".

At the age of seven he was taken from school to tend sheep and geese and four years later he began to work on a farm, attending school in the evenings.

In his early adult years, Clare became a pot-boy in a public-house and fell in love with a local girl,but her father, a prosperous farmer, forbade her to meet him.

Subsequently he was gardener at Burghley House. He enlisted in the militia, tried camp life with gypsies, and worked as a lime burner.

In 1818 he was existing on parish relief.

He began to write poetry and he was patronised by the nobility, who supported him financially and bought him a cottage.

However, he was discontent and once wrote "I live here among the ignorant like a lost man in fact like one whom the rest seems careless of having anything to do with---they hardly dare talk in my company for fear I should mention them in my writings and I find more pleasure in wandering the fields than in musing among my silent neighbours who are insensible to everything but toiling and talking of it and that to no purpose."

He became an alcoholic and was increasingly mentally unstable and erratic. On one occasion he interrupted a performance of The Merchant of Venice and verbally assaulted Shylock.

He spent almost all of the last 30 years of his life committed to an asylum, where he wrote this poem, which illustrates his dissatisfaction with his own identity.

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I AM

I am: yet what I am none cares or knows,
My friends forsake me like a memory lost;
I am the self-consumer of my woes,
They rise and vanish in oblivious host,
Like shades in love and death's oblivion lost;
And yet I am! and live with shadows tost

Into the nothingness of scorn and noise,
Into the living sea of waking dreams,
Where there is neither sense of life nor joys,
But the vast shipwreck of my life's esteems;
And e'en the dearest--that I loved the best--
Are strange--nay, rather stranger than the rest.

I long for scenes where man has never trod;
A place where woman never smil'd or wept;
There to abide with my creator, God,
And sleep as I in childhood sweetly slept:
Untroubling and untroubled where I lie;
The grass below--above the vaulted sky.

John Clare

P.S. The link in yesterday's posting to an audio file is now working again.

LETTER

by kendrive @ 2006-08-18 - 07:43:02

No poem today.

Instead you may find this of historical interest

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TO MARY, QUEEN OF SCOTS

At the opening of the trial of Mary, Queen of Scots, at Fotheringhay on 12th October, I586, the Commissioners delivered her this personal letter from Queen Elizabeth. Translated from the French

October I586.

You have in various ways and manners attempted to take my life and to bring my kingdom to destruction by bloodshed. I have never proceeded so harshly against you, but have, on the contrary, protected and maintained you like myself. These treasons will be proved to you and all made manifest. Yet it is my will, that you answer the nobles and peers of the kingdom as if I were myself present. I therefore require, charge, and command that you make answer for I have been well informed of your arrogance.
Act plainly without reserve, and you will sooner be able to obtain favour of me.

ELIZABETH.

You can hear the letter read at: http://www.luminarium.org/renlit/elizlet5.htm

On 8th February 1587 Mary was executed at Fotheringay Castle.

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BREAKING UP IS HARD TO DO

by kendrive @ 2006-08-17 - 08:06:11

I am staying with poems written by English Queens and here is one written by Elizabeth I.

It has been suggested that she is breaking up with somebody, either the French Duke of Anjou or the English Earl of Essex.

Elizabeth's position as a woman on the throne was precarious - England had had only male rulers.

By staying single, she could preserve power for herself instead of handing it over to her husband, but she could not provide an heir to the throne.

She ruled by keeping people guessing about whom she would marry then not ever marrying any of them!

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ON MONSIEUR'S DEPARTURE
by Elizabeth I, Queen of England

I grieve and dare not show my discontent,
I love and yet am forced to seem to hate,
I do, yet dare not say I ever meant,
I seem stark mute but inwardly do prate.
I am and not, I freeze and yet am burned,
Since from myself another self I turned.
My care is like my shadow in the sun,
Follows me flying, flies when I pursue it,
Stands and lies by me, doth what I have done.
His too familiar care doth make me rue it.
No means I find to rid him from my breast,
Till by the end of things it be supprest.
Some gentler passion slide into my mind,
For I am soft and made of melting snow;
Or be more cruel, love, and so be kind.
Let me or float or sink, be high or low.
Or let me live with some more sweet content,
Or die and so forget what love ere meant.

VICTORIA

by kendrive @ 2006-08-16 - 04:15:34

Here is another poem about Queen Victoria.

This, by William McGonagall, comments on an assassination attempt.

Queen Victoria was leaving Windsor railway station when a young man stepped forward from the cheering crowd, lifted a revolver and fired into her carriage. Before a second shot could be fired the man was overpowered by the crowd and arrested by Superintendent Hayes of the Windsor Police. Remaining calm, the Queen and her companions rode on to Windsor Castle

This assassination attempt, which took place on the 2nd March 1882, was the last of eight such attempts made during her long reign. The would-be assassin turned out to be a scotsman called Roderick Maclean.

Like McGonagall, Maclean was a budding poet who had sent a loyal address to her Majesty. Unlike McGonagall however, he saw the polite "thanks but no thanks" letter he received in reply as an affront to his poetic sensibilities and resolved to be avenged.

It just shows what fiery passions poets can have!

He was tried for high treason but found "not guilty but insane" and sent to an asylum.

Victoria's annoyance at this verdict caused the passing of an act the following year which changed the form of such verdicts to "guilty but insane".

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ATTEMPTED ASSASSINATION OF THE QUEEN

God prosper long our noble Queen,
And long may she reign!
Maclean he tried to shoot her,
But it was all in vain.

For God He turned the ball aside
Maclean aimed at her head;
And he felt very angry
Because he didn't shoot her dead.

There's a divinity that hedges a king,
And so it does seem,
And my opinion is, it has hedged
Our most gracious Queen.

Maclean must be a madman,
Which is obvious to be seen,
Or else he wouldn't have tried to shoot
Our most beloved Queen.

Victoria is a good Queen,
Which all her subjects know,
And for that God has protected her
From all her deadly foes.

She is noble and generous,
Her subjects must confess;
There hasn't been her equal
Since the days of good Queen Bess.

Long may she be spared to roam
Among the bonnie Highland floral,
And spend many a happy day
In the palace of Balmoral.

Because she is very kind
To the old women there,
And allows them bread, tea, and sugar,
And each one get a share.

And when they know of her coming,
Their hearts feel overjoy'd,
Because, in general, she finds work
For men that's unemploy'd.

And she also gives the gipsies money
While at Balmoral, I've been told,
And, mind ye, seldom silver,
But very often gold.

I hope God will protect her
By night and by day,
At home and abroad,
When she's far away.

May He be as a hedge around her,
As he's been all along,
And let her live and die in peace
Is the end of my song.

McGonagall's poem is just one example of the outpouring of enthusiasm, loyalty, sympathy and affection for the Queen from her subjects.

As Victoria subsequently wrote to her eldest daughter, "It is worth being shot at - to see how much one is loved" !

A LOSS BEYOND COMPARE

by kendrive @ 2006-08-15 - 08:48:41

Today, another poem by Mary Queen of Scots.

However, this time I have omitted the original French, in which it was written.

Mary’s first husband, the young French King Francois II died suddenly of an ear infection aged only sixteen.

Mary, a year older than him, wrote the following poem in a state of great dejection, having lost the only pure love that she would ever encounter.

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In my sad quiet song,
A melancholy air,
I shall look deep and long
At loss beyond compare,
And with bitter tears,
I'll pass my best years.
Have the harsh fates ere now
Let such a grief be felt,
Has a more cruel blow
Been by Dame Fortune dealt
Than, O my heart and my eyes!
I see where his bier lies?
In my springtime's gladness
And flower of my young heart,
I feel the deepest sadness
Of the most grievous hurt.
Nothing now my heart can fire
But regret and desire.
He who was my dearest
Already is my plight.
The day that shone the clearest
For me is darkest night.
There is nothing now so fine
That I need make it mine.
Deep in my eyes and heart
A portrait has its place
Which shows the world my hurt
In the pallor of my face,
Pale as when violets fade,
True love’s becoming a shade
In my unwonted pain
I can no more be still,
Rising time and again
To drive away my ill.
All things good and bad
Have lost the taste they had.
And thus I always stay
Whether in wood or meadow,
Whether at dawn of day
Or at the evening shadow.
My heart feels ceaselessly
Grief for his loss to me.
Sometimes in such a place
His image comes to me.
The sweet smile on his face
Up in a cloud I see.
Then sudden in the mere
I see his funeral bier.
When I lie quietly
Sleeping upon my couch,
I hear him speak to me
And I can feel his touch.
In my duties each day
He is near me always.
Nothing seems fine to me
Unless he is therein
My heart will not agree
Unless he is within
I lack all perfection
In my cruel dejection.
I shall cease my song now,
My sad lament shall end
Whose burden aye shall show
True love can not pretend
And though we are apart,
Grows no less in my heart.

Francois' marriage to Mary Stuart was arranged by his father in 1548 when he was 4 years old. Mary had been crowned Queen of Scotland in Stirling Castle on September 9, 1543, at the age of nine months!

Once the marriage agreement had been formally ratified, in 1548 the six-year-old Mary was sent to France, to be raised in the Royal Court until the marriage.

On April 24, 1558, the 14-year-old Dauphin was married to Mary in a union that would give the future King of France the throne of Scotland and a strengthened claim to the throne of England.

A year after his marriage, his father Henri II died, and François, still only 15 years old, was crowned King. His mother Catherine de Medici was appointed Regent.

François II, who had always been a sickly child, died on December 5, 1560 in Orléans, Loiret, at the age of 16 when an ear infection worsened and caused an abscess in his brain.

His tomb is in Saint Denis Basilica, the famous burial site of the French monarchs (comparable to Westminster Abbey in England), where almost all the kings of France were buried.

MARY QUEEN OF SCOTS

by kendrive @ 2006-08-14 - 11:35:09

The following sonnet was written by Mary during her incarceration in Fotheringhay.

Although Mary was fluent in both French and old Scot she preferred to write in French which was the language of the court, and considered more sophisticated.

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FOTHERINGAY

Que suis-je hélas? Et de quoi sert ma vie?
Je ne suis fors qu'un corps privé de coeur,
Une ombre vaine, un objet de malheur
Qui n'a plus rien que de mourir en vie.
Plus ne me portez, O ennemis, d'envie
A qui n'a plus l'esprit à la grandeur.
J'ai consommé d'excessive douleur
Votre ire en bref de voir assouvie.
Et vous, amis, qui m'avez tenue chère,
Souvenez-vous que sans coeur et sans santé
Je ne saurais aucune bonne oeuvre faire,
Souhaitez donc fin de calamité
Et que, ici-bas étant assez punie,
J'aie ma part en la joie infinie.



Alas what am I? What use has my life?
I am but a body whose heart's torn away,
A vain shadow, an object of misery
Who has nothing left but death-in-life.
O my enemies, set your envy all aside;
I've no more eagerness for high domain;
I've borne too long the burden of my pain
To see your anger swiftly satisfied.
And you, my friends who have loved me so true,
Remember, lacking health and heart and peace,
There is nothing worthwhile that I can do;
Ask only that my misery should cease
And that, being punished in a world like this,
I have my portion in eternal bliss.

On 18 February 1587, at Fotheringay, Mary’s neck was put across the block, where the executioner had to strike twice to remove her head.

WHERE WERE YOU McALLISTER?

by kendrive @ 2006-08-13 - 08:14:19

Yesterday I mentioned the Castle of Mey, the Queen Mother's Scottish home.

Today, I am sharing with you what is said to have been her favourite poem.

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McALLISTER DANCES BEFORE THE KING

Clansmen, the peats are burning bright,
Sit round them in a ring,
And I will tell of that great night
I danced before the king!
For as a dancer in my youth,
So great was my renown,
The king himself invited me,
To visit London town.
My brand new presentation kilt
And ornaments I wore;
And with my skein dhu,
I rapped upon the door.
Soon I heard a Lord or Duke
Come running down the stairs,
And to the keyhole put his mouth,
Demanding who was there!
"Open the door" I sternly cried,
"As quickly as you can.
Is this the way that you receive
A Scottish gentleman?"
The door was opened; word went round,
"McAllister is here."
And with the news, the palace rang
With one tremendous cheer.
The King was sitting on his throne,
But down the steps he came.
Immediately the waiting Lord,
Pronounced my magic name.
And all the ladies of the court
With pearls and jewels bedecked,
Did blush and tremble as I
Bowed to them with due respect.
Slowly at first with hands on hips,
I danced with ease and grace.
Then raised my hands above my head,
And swifter grew my pace.
At last no human eye could see
My step so light and quick.
And from the floor great clouds of dust
Came rising fast and thick.
The King was greatly moved,
And shook my hand in friendship true.
"Alas," he said, "Although a king,
I cannot dance like you."
And then the gracious queen herself
Came shyly o'er to me,
And pinned a medal on my breast,
For everyone to see.
Her whisper I shall n'er forget,
Nor how her eyes grew dim.
"Ach, where were you, McAllister,
The day I married him!"

D.M. Mackenzie

GOD SAVE THE QUEEN

by kendrive @ 2006-08-12 - 07:29:05

Continuing my theme of "Kings and Queens", I have found the following verse written by our present Sovereign in the visitor's book of the Castle of Mey, Scotland.

The castle was for many years the summer home of Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth The Queen Mother, who first saw what was then Barrogill Castle in 1952, while mourning the death of her husband, King George VI.

Falling for its ruined isolated charm, and hearing it was to be abandoned, she declared:

“Never! It’s part of Scotland’s heritage. I’ll save it”, which she did.

Charles and Camilla have been taking a summer break there this year.

I don't know how old our Queen was when she wrote this verse which, although not great poetry, has a certain charm.

It shows perhaps a side of Elizabeth II that we may not have seen before.

Castle of Mey

Although we must leave you,
Fair Castle of Mey,
We shall never forget,
Nor could ever repay,
A meal of such splendour,
Repast of such zest,
It will take us to Sunday,
Just to digest

To leafy Balmoral,
We are now on our way.
But our hearts will remain
At the Castle of Mey.
With your gardens and ranges,
And all your good cheer,
We will be back again soon
So roll on next year

OFF WITH HER HEAD!

by kendrive @ 2006-08-11 - 07:00:43

Following Tennyson's sycophantic tribute to Queen Victoria yesterday, here is something much more light-hearted.

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I NEVER LIKED THE STATUE OF QUEEN VICTORIA

I never liked the statue of Queen Victoria.
It was cracked and green with moss,
as something from ‘Alice in Wonderland’.
But Matthew said
it was from Buckingham Palace
and he wouldn’t part with it.
So, when I was in the garden,
I kicked the Queen,
and off came her head.
It rolled down the hill
and rested in the rosebed.
I waited for Matt to ask.
And then I’d say,
Oh yes,
I always did like
Marie Antionette
in the garden.

Joan Pond

KINGS AND QUEENS

by kendrive @ 2006-08-10 - 09:40:13

In the Spring of 2007, at my local arts centre, I shall be making a presentation of poetry written for, about and by Kings and Queens.

Some of the poems will be classical, some contemporary, some serious and some humorous.

I have already started the research and it will be a great help to post the poems here from time to time, so that I can print them in advance of the great day.

So, over the next few months, you will have to suffer my selection and you may find some of the poems quite boring!

Of course, a good source of poetry about the monarch is the Poets Laureate who, because of their appointment, were always very fulsome in their praise - often ridiculously so.

Alfred Lord Tennyson, who succeeded William Wordsworth in the post, was no exception.

Here is his poem celebrating Queen Victoria's Jubilee.

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ON THE JUBILEE OF QUEEN VICTORIA

I.
FIFTY TIMES the rose has flower’d and faded,
Fifty times the golden harvest fallen,
Since our Queen assumed the globe, the sceptre.

II.
She beloved for a kindliness
Rare in fable or history,
Queen, and Empress of India,
Crown’d so long with a diadem
Never worn by a worthier,
Now with prosperous auguries
Comes at last to the bounteous
Crowning year of her Jubilee.

III.
Nothing of the lawless, of the despot,
Nothing of the vulgar, or vainglorious,
All is gracious, gentle, great and queenly.

IV.
You then joyfully, all of you,
Set the mountain aflame to-night,
Shoot your stars to the firmament,
Deck your houses, illuminate
All your towns for a festival,
And in each let a multitude
Loyal, each, to the heart of it,
One full voice of allegiance,
Hail the fair Ceremonial
Of this year of her Jubilee.

V.
Queen, as true to womanhood as Queenhood,
Glorying in the glories of her people,
Sorrowing with the sorrows of the lowest!

VI.
You, that wanton in affluence,
Spare not now to be bountiful,
Call your poor to regale with you,
All the lowly, the destitute,
Make their neighborhood healthfuller,
Give your gold to the hospital,
Let the weary be comforted,
Let the needy be banqueted,
Let the maim’d in his heart rejoice
At this glad Ceremonial,
And this year of her Jubilee.

VII.
Henry’s fifty years are all in shadow,
Gray w